I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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