Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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