He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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