Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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