So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize