what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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