quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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