That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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