what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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