He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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