chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
is wine microwaveable?
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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