she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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