Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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