Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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