oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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