So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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