Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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