He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
