did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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