weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Bring me that man meat
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I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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its like you know when i get waxed
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Two words: nipple clamps
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