This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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