So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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