I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
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