You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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