youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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