i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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