Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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