You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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