I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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