i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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