So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
