at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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