stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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