Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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