Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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