I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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