I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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