I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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