dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
grandma shit on top of the toilet
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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