Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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