We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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