She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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