I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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