in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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