Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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