Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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