this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he was CRYING into my vagina
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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