Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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