You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
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MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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