Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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