During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
