Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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