I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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