Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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