And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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