Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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