we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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