I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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