A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
this will be a night to untag.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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