youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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